plaineasyandsimple:

this one time a guy in my class was gonna download his presentation from hotmail.com

HE SPELLED IT WRONG

HE SPELLED HOTMALE.COM

HE WAS CONNECTED TO THE PROJECTOR

WE WERE TWELVE

JUST IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED

(Source: thelifeof-moa, via pizza)

scoobydoof:

mom, dad, can i have a boy girl party this year for my birthday??? i’m gonna be 35 this year and idk i just think i should be allowed to now. 

(via pizza)

"I don’t pay attention to the
world ending.
It has ended for me
many times
and began again in the morning."

Nayyirah Waheed  (via daughterofgollum)

(Source: magnifiquementtragique, via letmetakemytime)