official-2014:

I was wearing my Gryffindor shirt while Christmas shopping and there was this cute guy in a Slytherin hat and we made eye contact and he looked me up and down and said “10 points to Gryffindor” and winked at me and normally I hate being hit on but damn boy that’s the way to do it

(via the-blue-power-ranger)

  • Babe: Come over
  • Me: I'm in me mum's car
  • Babe: My parents aren't home
  • Me: Broom Broom